This is me. Not really, but that's OK. It would be really nice, though, because then cannibalism wouldn't be so gross.

I like cooking and baking, but I like eating more. I wouldn't like to eat if I got fat, so luckily I'm not fat and I don't have a FUPA. I also like Tsum Tsum and other games, but most of all I like to make random drawings on my phone of things I imagine or see, and other people's funny stories.

I make all of my drawings on my iPhone 6, which is why my eyesight sucks. Some of the older, shittier drawings were done in a small Photoshop window at work when I was living in a carpeted cubicle. Cubicles are not really fun to be in, especially the carpeted kind.  

Here are some blogs I read because sometimes I like to laugh at other people being horrible so I don't have to do it.